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Re: Tabloid Rags: Various inane stories
candyfloss wrote:In today's Mirror
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/half-naked-lorraine-kelly-56-8044449
Wasn't Kate also going to appear in a bikini during the early days of the appeal?
Oh dear, oh dear.
Narcissistic like Kate, imo.
Positively cringe worthy.
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.... double spread coming soon.
KM and LK airbrushed in bikini's. Would not surprise me.
I wonder if LK will be slipping her clothes off in another ten years, when she's 90.
KM and LK airbrushed in bikini's. Would not surprise me.
I wonder if LK will be slipping her clothes off in another ten years, when she's 90.
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dogs don't lie wrote:I'm sorry Andrew, you've just made my night, jeez where do u get them
Ha - cheers, ddl. Glad to entertain. Don't get them from anywhere. Just speak as see fit as all on here knows.
And like a laugh. As all knows as well.
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Andrew wrote:.... double spread coming soon.
KM and LK airbrushed in bikini's. Would not surprise me.
I wonder if LK will be slipping her clothes off in another ten years, when she's 90.
I don't know...it's not so much the taking the clothes off...it's more to do with the 'look at me' in the national press.
I spent some time in Brazil a few years back and it was interesting visiting the famous beaches in Rio which I had heard so much about.
Even though it is a big city, the beach is hugely important. You see business men and women walking along with their laptops wearing shorts, doing business.
There are outdoor gyms on the beach where people strut their stuff.
But what intrigued me was how unconscious people were. It wasn't so much 'body beautiful' as 'anything goes'.
It was perfectly fine to be any age and wearing a thong.....
I know in the UK that is considered to be gross...but over there no-one gave a damn.
I found it quite refreshing.
But back to Lorraine....I just don't know. Is she as dim as she appears?
I think she probably is.....
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I read an article this morn... Ben wotsit from GMTV, gushing over LK and LK lapping it up..
Lorraine 'the body' Kelly or something.
Ben wotsit horny. LK loving it.
Awful stuff.
Lorraine 'the body' Kelly or something.
Ben wotsit horny. LK loving it.
Awful stuff.
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Andrew wrote:.... double spread coming soon.
KM and LK airbrushed in bikini's. Would not surprise me.
I wonder if LK will be slipping her clothes off in another ten years, when she's 90.
Thanks for the mental image!
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I could use some of that now. I have volunteered for the task of seeing which of my son's shoes are salvageable and fit to wear after they were left festering in a corner for over a year.
Pre McCann days, I regarded LK as silly but harmless - I was half right then.
Pre McCann days, I regarded LK as silly but harmless - I was half right then.
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Since it's quite fun to have a laugh at Lorraine Kelly, I just googled Lorraine Kelly images.....and rather wish I hadn't. It seems she is pretty desperate to get her kit off and the bikini pic above is by no means an isolated incident. There's even one of her apparently naked sitting on a chair.
Eek!
So narcissistic, no wonder her and Kate and Gerry were bosom buddies!
Eek!
So narcissistic, no wonder her and Kate and Gerry were bosom buddies!
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A rose by any other name...?
Looking quite the serial killer back in the day...!
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Oh dear, she does remind me a bit of Rose West there!
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The Sun 22/06/16 - 'It could have been me'
Might as well start a separate thread for some new guff to come out...
... I say new - It's a non-story from 22 years ago but hey ho.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/uncategorized/1325677/chilling-echoes-of-madeleine-mccann-as-mum-tells-how-an-intruder-tried-to-snatch-her-from-her-cot-at-portugal-resort/
'IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME' Chilling echoes of Madeleine McCann as mum tells how an intruder tried to snatch her from her cot at Portugal resort
Nicole Shuttleworth was aged three when her parents foiled Algarve kidnapper 13 years before McCann case
EXCLUSIVE
BY FELIX ALLEN 22nd June 2016, 5:51 pm
A WOMAN who was saved from a child snatcher in Portugal 13 years before Madeleine McCann went missing has revealed: “It could easily have been me.”
Nicole Shuttleworth, 25, was just three years old when her mum woke to see a dark intruder reaching into her cot in their Algarve hotel room.
Nicole Shuttleworth bore a striking resemblance to Madeleine McCann aged three
Her case has chilling echoes of Madeleine, who was also three when she vanished from her parents’ holiday apartment in Praia da Luz in May 2007.
Nine years on, Madeleine is still missing and the police seem no closer to serving the mystery.
But in 1994, Nicole was holidaying with her cleaner mum Lilian and painter decorator dad Stephen in Albufeira, 45 minutes away from Praia Da Luz.
Nicole Shuttleworth
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An intruder tried to grab Nicole Shuttleworth from her cot in an Algarve resort 45 minutes from Praia da Luz in 1994
Nicole Shuttleworth
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Nicole was on a family holiday in Albufeira when the intruder sneaked into their hotel room
Photos show the blonde youngster bore a striking resemblance to Madeleine at the time the pervert tried to snatch her.
One night Lilian, now 53, woke up to a dark male figure standing over Nicole’s cot reaching in to grab her.
Lilian let out a “blood-curdling scream” which woke her husband Stephen, now 58, who chased the intruder off.
As there was no sign of a break in, the family believed the would-be abductor used hotel keys to enter their room – something the hotel denied.
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The shaken family moved to another hotel that day as they could not bear to stay in the room after what happened.
In 2007, when the family heard of the devastating news of Madeline McCann, they got in touch with investigators to offer up information in case there was a link with their experience.
Incredibly, despite contacting them twice they only got a call back eight years later.
Today Nicole is a mum herself to son Charlie, 15 months, and wants to share her story to warn other parents.
Nicole said: “I remember snippets, but my mum and dad filled me in.
“We shudder at the thought of what might have happened had my mum never woken up.
Nicole Shuttleworth
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Nicole Shuttleworth wants to warn other parents to be vigilant
“As a mum, to wake up to an empty cot would be agonising.
“A dark figure was watching over my cot and reaching in touching me. My mum let out a blood curdling scream and woke my dad who chased them away.
“When news broke about Maddie we were all in shock. We wanted to offer as much info as we could.
“We were so surprised no one contacted us back, we only received a call back eight years later.
“My heart goes out to the McCanns. It is a lot to go through for any family, but their result was a lot more devastating than ours.
“People must be aware of the dangers that are there home or away. We must look out and after our children.
“I am so blessed that I am here to share this horror story.”
In April, Scotland Yard said its £11m Operation Grange probe into Madeleine’s disappearance would end within months as detectives have run out of leads to follow.
... I say new - It's a non-story from 22 years ago but hey ho.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/uncategorized/1325677/chilling-echoes-of-madeleine-mccann-as-mum-tells-how-an-intruder-tried-to-snatch-her-from-her-cot-at-portugal-resort/
'IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME' Chilling echoes of Madeleine McCann as mum tells how an intruder tried to snatch her from her cot at Portugal resort
Nicole Shuttleworth was aged three when her parents foiled Algarve kidnapper 13 years before McCann case
EXCLUSIVE
BY FELIX ALLEN 22nd June 2016, 5:51 pm
A WOMAN who was saved from a child snatcher in Portugal 13 years before Madeleine McCann went missing has revealed: “It could easily have been me.”
Nicole Shuttleworth, 25, was just three years old when her mum woke to see a dark intruder reaching into her cot in their Algarve hotel room.
Nicole Shuttleworth bore a striking resemblance to Madeleine McCann aged three
Her case has chilling echoes of Madeleine, who was also three when she vanished from her parents’ holiday apartment in Praia da Luz in May 2007.
Nine years on, Madeleine is still missing and the police seem no closer to serving the mystery.
But in 1994, Nicole was holidaying with her cleaner mum Lilian and painter decorator dad Stephen in Albufeira, 45 minutes away from Praia Da Luz.
Nicole Shuttleworth
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An intruder tried to grab Nicole Shuttleworth from her cot in an Algarve resort 45 minutes from Praia da Luz in 1994
Nicole Shuttleworth
4
Nicole was on a family holiday in Albufeira when the intruder sneaked into their hotel room
Photos show the blonde youngster bore a striking resemblance to Madeleine at the time the pervert tried to snatch her.
One night Lilian, now 53, woke up to a dark male figure standing over Nicole’s cot reaching in to grab her.
Lilian let out a “blood-curdling scream” which woke her husband Stephen, now 58, who chased the intruder off.
As there was no sign of a break in, the family believed the would-be abductor used hotel keys to enter their room – something the hotel denied.
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MADDIE VIGIL 'After nine years, we don't want another one': McCanns desperate to find Madeleine on ninth anniversary
HOUSE OF SHAME Inside the £1m Praia da Luz villa where paedo Clement Freud hosted McCanns days after Maddie vanished
MADDIE LEAD Madeleine McCann cops 'did nothing' about Clement Freud connection... Despite victim warning them
VILE MADDIE DRAG ACT Singer 'drinks blood from Madeleine McCann doll' and vows to reveal 'what really happened'
The shaken family moved to another hotel that day as they could not bear to stay in the room after what happened.
In 2007, when the family heard of the devastating news of Madeline McCann, they got in touch with investigators to offer up information in case there was a link with their experience.
Incredibly, despite contacting them twice they only got a call back eight years later.
Today Nicole is a mum herself to son Charlie, 15 months, and wants to share her story to warn other parents.
Nicole said: “I remember snippets, but my mum and dad filled me in.
“We shudder at the thought of what might have happened had my mum never woken up.
Nicole Shuttleworth
4
Nicole Shuttleworth wants to warn other parents to be vigilant
“As a mum, to wake up to an empty cot would be agonising.
“A dark figure was watching over my cot and reaching in touching me. My mum let out a blood curdling scream and woke my dad who chased them away.
“When news broke about Maddie we were all in shock. We wanted to offer as much info as we could.
“We were so surprised no one contacted us back, we only received a call back eight years later.
“My heart goes out to the McCanns. It is a lot to go through for any family, but their result was a lot more devastating than ours.
“People must be aware of the dangers that are there home or away. We must look out and after our children.
“I am so blessed that I am here to share this horror story.”
In April, Scotland Yard said its £11m Operation Grange probe into Madeleine’s disappearance would end within months as detectives have run out of leads to follow.
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Have not ofAndrew wrote:'IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME'
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Maybe this is where Kate and Gerry got the idea to claim "Abduction!"...
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An intruder tried to grab Nicole Shuttleworth from her cot in an Algarve resort 45 minutes from Praia da Luz in 1994
Ah so this predator took 13 years to get from Albufeira to PDL. He had quickened his pace a bit by 2007 as he only took 45 mins to get from the OC to where the Smiths saw him.
This reminds me of the fake child snatching gang of Romanian waiters in Cyprus last year. Smacks of TM desperation.
Ah so this predator took 13 years to get from Albufeira to PDL. He had quickened his pace a bit by 2007 as he only took 45 mins to get from the OC to where the Smiths saw him.
This reminds me of the fake child snatching gang of Romanian waiters in Cyprus last year. Smacks of TM desperation.
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It's another bullsh!t story being peddled out.
It never happened. Just like the McCanns abduction fairytale.
So I guess it is very similar actually....
They both never happened.
Next.............. @the Sun.
It never happened. Just like the McCanns abduction fairytale.
So I guess it is very similar actually....
They both never happened.
Next.............. @the Sun.
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Jeez ... !
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Getting a distinct whiff of essence 'Eau de Pink'
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What did Clarence say on his blog/blag thing... What to do when up against the wall or some similar tosh.
So what you do... is make up a story from over 2 decades ago. Link it to Madeleine. Stick it in the Sun. Then sit back and think just maybe some sap out there might believe it.
Drawing board back out again Clare.
So what you do... is make up a story from over 2 decades ago. Link it to Madeleine. Stick it in the Sun. Then sit back and think just maybe some sap out there might believe it.
Drawing board back out again Clare.
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Re:The Sun 22/06/16 - 'It could of been me'
I can't help but wonder if some news is on the horizon.
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costello wrote:I can't help but wonder if some news is on the horizon.
Supreme court ruling I reckon.
Must be due very soon.
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AndyB wrote:Have not ofAndrew wrote:'IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME'
Yes, thanks Andy for pointing that out. Just noticed now.
Maybe you could have a word with the fab mods here and get it changed.
Was in a bit of rush earlier when posted it. But many thanks for the correction.
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costello wrote:I can't help but wonder if some news is on the horizon.
Good day to bury any news on Friday,with the eu vote being all that will be in the news.
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Delighted to correct the grammar as requested. That doesn't jump out at me as much as apostrophes in plurals and verbs though!
As to the "story" - what an unmitigated load of shoe repairers.
As to the "story" - what an unmitigated load of shoe repairers.
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As I said a few times now, the outcome of the Referendum either way will be bitter, especially if the result is close. I am a total cynic about election results. Bush Jr 'winning' in 2000 thanks to antics in Florida where his brother was Governer finished me off.
To quote Mark Twain 'If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it'.
Cameron could be fighting to stay as PM if LEAVE win, if it's close there still could be a vote of no confidence.
Someone at the top,TPTB, decided this was the week to release the Freud information.
C Freud had,and his family still have, links to many well known names that have spoken or written about this case.
Was it a warning shot that whoever loses should accept it gracefully? Or if all hell breaks loose what a time for OG to make their move?
To quote Mark Twain 'If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it'.
Cameron could be fighting to stay as PM if LEAVE win, if it's close there still could be a vote of no confidence.
Someone at the top,TPTB, decided this was the week to release the Freud information.
C Freud had,and his family still have, links to many well known names that have spoken or written about this case.
Was it a warning shot that whoever loses should accept it gracefully? Or if all hell breaks loose what a time for OG to make their move?
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