Stories that are just downright weird / silly / strange / amazing

Freedom wrote:https://news.sky.com/story/you-are-loved-meghan-pens-supportive-messages-for-street-sex-workers-11625035

It sounds like a spoof!

A skeleton in the closet, perhaps.

Unappetising, shabby English food in nasty plastic bags -

- I'd have to say those bananas seem to have potential

customer appreciation phrases written on them.



Hair and makeup like a Mexican mama-san -

- Harry looks like a useless cuck.



What the hell baking is this??

I wasn't sure what is the most appropriate topic for this story but the use of the words "star" and "entertaining" made me decide on this one.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrity/lorraine-kelly-wins-%C2%A312-million-tax-battle/ar-BBV1NaD?li=AAnZ9Ug&ocid=mailsignout

If that's the disputed tax figure can you imagine what she must have earned? Not bad for a simpering talent vacuum.

Money for old rope as my mother would have said.

Pretty stupid story, but after I and my friends were in horror escape room here https://komnata.co.uk/london/, I could not sleep at night. I was waking up again and again even my husband woke up (it is pretty hard for him). I saw a mystery silhouettes everywhere. Now I can not even watch horror movies.

Obvious problems here I think as regards the weight issue!

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/seasides-town-high-tech-anti-sex-toilets-will-spray-user-with-water/ar-AAFUnbt?li=AAnZ9Ug&ocid=mailsignout

I feel sorry for this guy.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10006451/man-shoplifting-bulge-big-penis/

There is no answer to that one.

There's not much you can say about this one either except perhaps how drunk do you have to be not to notice this had happened?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7541281/Horrified-man-51-genitals-ripped-horrific-cannibal-attack.html

I've just noticed that this actually happened to me a week ago last Tuesday.

Well, people can be too busy to notice other things I suppose......the McCanns of course were too busy to look for Madeleine.

This story is from a year ago. Peanut butter????

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-who-genitals-ripped-eaten-13520910

Yeah, you've got to use peanut butter or the dog's just not interested.

Er, I've heard......

I find it hard (no pun intended) to understand how two male rail employees were so shocked at what they saw.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7609657/Man-48-spared-jail-trying-sex-plastic-cone.html?ico=pushly-notifcation-small

Of course this was a genuine love match!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8389425/Vicar-81-married-Romanian-toyboy-27-dies-Bucharest-hospital.html?ito=push-notification&ci=17523&si=1151714

A really bizarre case and a documentary made about it.

https://www.history101.com/disturbing-true-story-nicholas-barcla/

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-imposter/on-demand/48892-001

https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2020/06/05/giant-bastard-snake-caught-after-resident-found-the-2m-reptile-on-patio-in-spains-alicante/

That is one giant bastard snake.

Have any of our Irish members more information on this bizarre case? I hadn't heard of it till now.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8465969/Police-body-search-missing-schoolboy-Noah-Donohoe.html?ito=push-notification&ci=20447&si=10306854

I think this one safely comes into the amazing category!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8480659/Bernie-Ecclestone-89-father-fourth-times.html?ito=push-notification&ci=21002&si=422748

One of the most bizarre stories I've heard - and that's saying something.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7479061/Mom-claims-Ukrainian-daughter-9-adopted-really-22-year-old-dwarfism.html

A story of unimaginable sorrow but with a twist which will have the hairs at the back of your neck standing up.